Are these not the meek of the earth?
We're in need of an honest man to minister to them.
What say you, Friar?
The Lord reveals himself in mysterious ways.
I accept.
Good.
You will not regret it.
Aye, but you may!
We were ambushed, cousin.
Spanish steel.
Much stronger than our native blades.
Ahem. Any losses?
Some.
In truth, all of them.
And the gold?
Taken.
Robin Hood?
They were woodsmen, cousin.
Robin Hood.
I tried.
Cousin.
I tried. I tried.
Cousin, we must be strong.
We can't allow an outlaw to make fools of us.
And I can't allow a lieutenant...
to fail me.
Uhh!
Well, at least I didn't use a spoon.
Ha ha.
It's good steel.
Much!
What?
Take the left one.
Which one's left?
Which one you taking?
What do you mean?
If you're taking the left, I'm taking the right.
Which one's on the right?
The one next to...
Bollocks, we'll just jump out and grab them.
- Now? - Now!
A donation if you please.
Donation? For what?
Bull?
Uh, for passage through Sherwood.
Very well.
Come get it.
Huh?
You stunted shrub.
How dare you attack us?
It's me job, milady.
And who is your employer?
Robin Hood.
I insist on seeing him at once.
No!
I'm trying to stop her, Bull!
You cannot go down there!
Will you stop?
Don't rush. You'll fall.
He's not expecting you!
My lady's intrusion is simply tit for tat.
Out of the way, you old traps!
You can't go down there!
Oh.
I told you, not down there!
You've already had the rough part of my hand.
You'll get it again.
Ooh! Oh, I say!
Cover your eyes.
Milady, don't.
You could have said.
Robin!
You got visitors!
Don't look at me like that. It weren't my fault.
It was Much!
It weren't me!
Be careful. It's slippery there.
Hello.
Well, what are you doing here?
Taking a lady's advice.
What happened to your eye, Bull?
It was set upon by 10...
12!
15 large, big lads.
- Oh, yeah? - Yeah.
You've been busy.
Ha ha ha! We have guests!
Bring them down!
It works.
Kind of.
Of course it works.
Great shot! A beauty!
All right, Wulf, take your time, now.
- Yeah! - All right!
That's good, Wulf...
but can you do it amidst distraction?
Can you make the shot when you must?
Show him, Wulf.
- Go on. - You can do it.
- Oh! - Hey!
Can you?
Well, go on, Robin.
It was a dirty trick.
Oh, he's serious.
Is his shirt coming off at all?
Ha ha ha!
Well done. Well done.
This is grain...
which any fool can eat...
but for which the Lord intended...
a more divine means of consumption.
Let us give praise to our maker...
and glory to his bounty...
by learning about...
beer.
- Ha ha! - Ha ha ha!
Did you bring me here to brag?
This is blood money, Marian.
It's intended to bribe King Richard's enemies...
to unite against him.
We intercepted it.
But who would...
Nottingham.
No. Nottingham would not dare challenge the king.
The king is not in England.
While he's away, he may lose his country.
You thought...
You thought I was keeping it all, didn't you?
Didn't you?
Well, here...
A contribution to your cause.
Keep it.
No. This dagger would fetch a great price.
No! It's not dear to me...
I mean, it...
it's not.
Oh, I'm saying everything wrong.
Um...
cheers.
How do I get down?
Wait, wait.
Oh.
We don't go that way anymore.
I'm happy to hear that.
Grab on.
Mm-hmm.
Ooh!
We have a rule here.
Once someone has seen the way to our camp...
that person cannot leave.
There's too many lives at stake.
That's why Sarah and I asked to be blindfolded.
Oh.
Well, perhaps you might join us for dinner.
Perhaps.
Salaam, little one.
Did God paint you?
Did God paint me?
For certain.
Why?
Because...
Allah loves wondrous variety.
You see, that is why your hair is brown.
Keep thy heathen words away from ears of this innocent...
or you'll answer me.
You know nothing of our god.
Is not Allah the god of Abraham as is your god?
Don't trick me with twist of the devil's tongue!
Come! Come!
How is it that a once arrogant young nobleman...
has found contentment living rough...
with the salt of the earth?
I've seen armored knights panic...
at the first hint of battle...
and I've seen the lowliest, unarmed squire...
pull a spear from his own body...
to defend a dying horse.
Nobility's not a birthright.
It's defined by one's actions.
It's interesting to hear you say that.
I didn't. My father did.
Did the holy quest erase your hatred of him?
I don't know. All I know is...
that our last words in this world were...
spoken in anger.
I was lost after my mother died.
My father, too.
And for a short time, he found comfort...
in the arms of another woman, a peasant woman.
I thought he was betraying my mother's memory.
So he gave her up?
For the love of a 12-year-old boy...
who would never forgive him.
Anyway, who...
who says I'm content?
I have my plans for the future.
No, a grander scheme than this?
No. A simpler one.
A home, family...
love.
Oh, men speak conveniently of love...
when it serves their purpose.
And when it doesn't...
'tis a burden to them.
Robin of the Hood, prince of thieves...
is he capable of love?
Father!
It's mother. She's dying.
Oh, God!
Aah!
Fanny, your baby has not turned.
It cannot be born without help.
Uhh!
He is the devil's seed...
sent to lead us astray.
Don't listen to him. He will kill her!
If you do not listen to me...
she will certainly die... and the child.
No!
Aah!
The good friar's done all he can.
I suggest you let the Moor try.
Ohh!
So be it.
Then be it on your head. I've warned you.
Marian.
Yes?
Get me needle, thread, water.
And hurry.
Yes.
Come with me. Come, John.
Ohh!
What are you going to do?
I have seen it many times...
with horses.
With horses?
Bite down, bite down.
Yes.
Ohh!
Help me, Sadiq.
Give me your arms.
It will be all right.
Aah!
I tell you, John, the barbarian is killing her.
No!
No, Father, no!
Out of the way, boy.
Quick, take him, take him.
Oh...
ooh, what is it?
Your son, milady. There you are.
You truly are a great one.
My son!
Look at that lovely little baby.
Isn't he wonderful?
- Yay! - Yay!
John, he's beautiful!
Today the Lord has taught me a fine lesson.
And though I may think I am godly...
I know I am not worldly.
Please, please.
Ha!
Come, my barbarian friend...
so you and I open a barrel together...
and save each other's souls.
Alas, I am not permitted.
Well, fine, then. You talk, I'll drink.
Well!
Milady!
Sarah!
May I have this dance?
Oh!
This lady is spoken for.
Why this way?
So you cannot find the way back...
or be forced to tell others the way.
It was good to see you again, Marian.
It was good to be seen.
I have two favors to ask of you.
- One. - Take Duncan with you.
I fear for his health with what may lie ahead.
Besides, I grow tired of his bellyaching.
You wish me to leave, Master Robin?
Old friend, listen to me.
Can you take Lady Marian safely home?
I fear for her safety.
Of course, sire.
Good.
Bull.
And two?
Yes, two.
You're King Richard's cousin.
You can get word to him...
of Nottingham's plan.
He would believe you.
If the sheriff found out, I could lose all that I have.
That's true...
but will you do it for your king?
No.
I'll do it for you.
He fancies you, my lady.
I am blind, but some things I can still see.
In 10 days' time, the barons are coming.
Robin Hood has stolen what I was to pay for their allegiance...
and I am surrounded by fools who do not realize my obligations.
Tell me, Mortianna...
am I thwarted?
Aah.
Recruit the beasts that share our god.
- Animals? - From the north.
You mean Celts.
They drink the blood of their dead.
Yoke their strengths.
Hired thugs.
Ahh. Brilliant.
Put thine own issue on the throne.
- A child? How? - Alive with royal blood.
Who?
It's a personal matter, my lord...
but one of vital importance.
I understand, my dear lady.
This is my most trusted emissary.
He must travel to France immediately...
and put that directly into the hands of the king.
My lady-in-waiting shall accompany you.
My dear, I could not vouch for her safety.
The journey is fraught with danger.
I appreciate your concern, my lord...
but Sarah is an accomplished rider.
I insist that she go along.
As you wish.
What is wrong?
My horse is favoring his foreleg.
What's this?
An appetizer.
You promised us wagons of gold.
Well, there are greater things than gold.
More land and power than you've ever dreamed of.
When I rule this land...
it'll be divided between just the seven of us in this room.
You get Cornwall, you can have Wales...
and Scotland is all yours.
You recruit us to treason...
and yet you cannot even get gold through your own forest.
My lords, why risk life and limb...
for a man who can't even snare the paltry bandit...
- who marked his pretty face? - Why, indeed.
Good point, milord.
How can I control England...
when I cannot even control my own county?
I bring in a little help.
Udrid!
By God.
You're to lie us with the Celts?
What can these mercenaries do that we cannot do?
Very impressive.
All right, milord sheriff...
but you must wed royal kin before we act.
Then your claim to the throne will be...
legitimate.
I'm as good as engaged.
Duncan, is that you?
Hello?
Rebecca.
Oh, God!
Nicodemus.
Go.
Find mice.
Ha ha!
Aah!
I've never seen the breasts of a noblewoman.
Aah!
Back!
Oh, pardon, milady, we couldn't hold him!
Someone wants a word with you.
Aah!
Oh, no!
That's it, sir. That's all of them.
Easy, easy.
Tonight I need your eyes, old friend.
Robin!
Someone is in our home!
All is well. It's Duncan!
What happened?
I found you, Robin. Thank God I did it.
Nottingham's men attacked us.
Marian?
They took her.
Ah...
What is it?
Over there! Look!
On the hill!
- Aah! - Aah!
Celts. God help us.
Allah, be merciful.
To the trees!
Celts! They're coming!
Poor old fool led them straight to us.
Get me prisoners.
Aah!
- Aah! - Aah!
Children, come to me!
Grab the children!
Ha ha ha!
Daddy! Save me!
My God.
Aah!
Robin, save us!
Aah!
Aah! Aah!
Come!
Hurry!
Aah!
Save yourselves!
We better go, Robin! We better go now!
Run!
Robin!
Aah!
This way, my lambs! Come on!
Hold thy fire.
It's gold! Gold! Look! It's gold!
Fanny!
John!
Come on, now!
Aah! No!
Aah!
Fanny!
Go! Save yourself, John!
No, Fanny! I won't leave you!
Go on, John!
Never!
Oh, God!
Oh, thank God.
John, you'll have to catch her!
Come on!
Aah!
No!
I got you, girl!
You swine! Come here!
Quick! Quick!
All right, now!
- Come on! - Come on!
- Go on! - Come on!
Don't wait for me!
John, go on!
Hurry!
Aah!
Corpus Christi.
Amen.
My lady Marian.
By what right do you keep me prisoner?
You misunderstand my intentions.
You've been brought here for your own protection.
Protection from whom?
From yourself.
It seems you've been consorting with outlaws.
No.
Where do you hear such lies?
By your own hand, my lady.
I'm sorry, my child.
I feared you were being led astray.
Come.
It's over.
Today I return justice...
to this land.
I shall have to hang the ringleaders, of course...
but I would like to be generous...
and give you the lives...
of the woodsmen and their families...
The children!
And, of course...
of your traitorous lady-in-waiting...
Get in there!
as a wedding gift.
And just who am I supposed to marry?
Search your heart, my child.
Why not a union with the House of Nottingham...
and heal the wounds in our land?
There's only one man...
who can heal the wounds of this land... Robin Hood.
I'm truly sorry, my lady.
He wasted his life.
How many more lives would you waste?
What a beautiful child.
So young...
so alive...
so unaware of how precarious life can be.
I had a very sad childhood.
I'll tell you about it sometime.
I never knew my parents. It's amazing I'm sane.
Marian...
our bonding would allow these children...
to grow up as my allies.
You understand...
I cannot allow them to grow up as my enemies.
I have no choice.
That's true.
No.
No!
Look.
Christian.
Aah!
Sorry to keep you hanging about.
Would you prefer pain or death?
Death.
Torture him.
What about you, pain or death?
Uh, pain!
Torture him.
You see, it makes no difference.
Spare me!
Will you keep the noise down, please?
Now I have heard...
that Robin Hood may still be alive.
Either tell me where he may be hiding...
or you'll all be hanged and we'll catch him anyway...
and do the same thing to him.
- I'd love to kill him for you. - Will, no!
So he is alive then.
I'm not really sure.
Then why would I need you?
Because if he is alive, I can get close to him.
I'm one of his men. He would never suspect me.
- He knows you always hated him, traitor! - Shut up!
He's a trusting fool. He'll believe me.
If he doesn't, he'll kill me. Then you've lost nothing.
If you fail...
I will personally remove your lying tongue.
And if I succeed...
I want my freedom and the bounty on his head.
The lash, I think.
Sorry about that. It'll make it more convincing.
My pride brought us to this.
No, Sadiq.
It was you who gave pride to these people.
I was a fool.
I was a fool to let them leave...
to believe I'd planned it all so perfectly.
I once heard a wise man say...
there are no perfect men in this world...
only perfect intentions.
You were an honor to your countrymen today, Azeem.
You fought better than 20 English knights.
Will!
I thought you were taken.
I was.
How did you escape?
Traitor!
I'll wring your scrawny neck for you, Will Scarlett!
You get in there! No bugger escapes the sheriff...
not unless he's lining his bloody pockets!
Now, get in!
Wait! Wait, John!
Let him betray us?
I'll have your guts for garters, you little toad!
Aah!
- Bugger me. - God.
Let him speak.
I bring a message...
from Nottingham.
Our men are to be hung in the square...
- at high noon tomorrow. - What about my boy?
The boy, too.
Ten men in all.
The hangings are to be part...
of the celebration for the sheriff s marriage.
Marriage? To who?
Lady Marian.
If he takes a bride of royal blood...
Aye...
and with King Richard gone...
he'll be after the bloody throne.
You were to use this news to get close to me...
and then kill me, right, Will?
What are your intentions?
That depends on you, Locksley.
I've never trusted you, that's no secret.
Are you going to finish what you've started?
Are you going to turn and run...
like the spoiled rich boy I always took him for?
Did I wrong you in another life, Will Scarlett?
Where does this intolerable hatred for me come from?
From knowing that our...
our father loved you more than me.
Our father?
We are brothers, Robin of Locksley.
I am the son of the woman...
who replaced your dead mother for a time!
It was your anger that drove them apart!
- It's a lie! - It's not a lie!
You ruined my life!
I have more reason to hate you than anyone...
but I found myself daring to believe in you.
What I want to know, brother...
is will you stay with us...
and finish what you've started?
I have a brother?
I have a brother.
I will make my stand with you...
side by side...
to the end.
To the end!
We're all bloody in.
Daft buggers.
We finish this.
Overwhelmed with happiness.
Thank you for asking. Yes, all is well.
I got all my money back, Robin Hood's probably dead...
and I'm gonna be king, all as predicted.
I want you to tell the hangman I don't want to see...
any broken necks in the morning.
I wanna see some dancing.
Don't touch that!
I can do that myself.
Thank you very much.
Have you been spying on me, you little insect?
No!
Who else would have made a ho...
Oh!
Where are you?
You come early. The signs are not aligned yet.
You can stop all that, you old fake!
I will try for thee anyway.
The union, the blood of the lion and the House of Montague.
New power. New souls.
I found the hole!
You dare to spy on me!
I want the truth!
Why? Truth has never served you before.
Truth didn't put Nottingham where he is today.
- Mortianna did. - You freak!
I despise you. After the wedding, you're on the streets.
Without my protection, people will rip out your black heart and burn it!
Without me, you're nothing.
You're a flea bite, a speck.
I birthed you from this body.
I stole a babe in this very castle and killed it...
so that you might rise in its place.
You're my son.
You despise me?
You are me.
You know from your empty soul it's the truth.
All my life...
I've been a freak.
When you stud the lady Marian...
my grandchild takes the throne.
My blood, its twisted seed...
we're all through him.
We'll see who's freakish then.
Aah! What was that?
Truly you are a wizard!
The mystery is in the black powder.
Surely the Lord will grant us victory.
- Bull. - Yeah?
Position by the gate to cut off reinforcements.
John, sit on this wall to protect our escape.
I will conceal myself here below the scaffold...
to cut our men from their nooses at the signal.
No. I'll do that. You cover us with your bow.
It's too dangerous, Will.
So is your aim.
Ha ha ha.
Whatever Azeem is concocting...
we must each be in place for it.
Our success depends on total concert.
We may be only six men...
Seven.
What are you doing, woman?
Where's the little ones?
Safe with me mother.
You gone bleeding cracked? You'd get hurt.
I've had eight babies.
Don't talk to me about getting hurt.
I won't sit here and let one of them die.
You should be bloody well minding the other seven.
Tell her, Rob.
Fanny...
you will take position here.
No blades, no bows.
You'll leave your weapons here.
No blades, no bows.
Leave your weapons here.
No blades, no bows.
No blades.
What have you got there, Father?
The lord's finest brew...
for the good sheriff s fighting men.
It has a mighty kick, huh?
No blades, no bows.
Hey, who are you? Hey!
Don't anger him. He is a Celt.
Shh!
Psst.
John! John!
Hey, you.
Do I know you?
Please, sir, don't hurt me.
Oh, my God, you stink.
Pardon my blindness. I'm always falling...
Get out of here!
Thank you for noticing me, sir.
Careful, Friar.
What are you doing?
Ah, distributing libations for the celebration...
of the sheriff s nuptials.
Why, is there something amiss?
You are. Get this stuff out of here.
Caesar has spoken, my leprous friend.
We shall collect our offerings and depart.
Is this your finger?
Leper? What?
Get this cart out of here.
Leaving bits and pieces of himself all over England.
What are you doing here?
I ain't doing no harm. I likes a good hanging.
- What's in this bundle? - That's firewood.
- Psst. - Hey!
Aah!
Hello, my lover.
Oyez, prepare for the outdoor hanging.
Make way for the Lord's work.
No fighting here.
Make way for the Lord's work.
A simple benediction for these poor bastards about to stretch.
God receive them in thy mercy...
and show them the love they so richly deserve...
even though they be thieving sons of bitches.
Hey!
Nothing there but trouble, boy.
That's a little inappropriate, don't you think?
No more than your wedding present.
Bring them out!
Oh, they're coming!
Get on. Get your heads up in there.
Thief!
We're going to get you vermin!
Patience!
Make way.
Traitor! Traitor!
Kill him!
Aah! Stop, stop!
What's going on?
Traitor!
Bring him here!
Kill him! Kill him!
What did I do?
Clear the way! Clear the way!
Stand still.
Oh, the turncoat.
Did you succeed?
Well, I... I found his lair, but, uh...
he was already dead.
You sure? You saw Hood's body?
No... I saw a grave.
We found this on him.
String him up with the others.
Yay!
Put me down!
Let me go!
Leave him. He's only a boy.
Shut up!
Bastard.
You all right?
Now, Robin?
My lord...
it appears there's no more room.
I'm afraid I'll have to respectfully decline.
Come on, you. Down.
Down!
Go on.
Hold your tongue!
There's always room for one more.
Ha ha ha ha!
- No. - My boy! John!
My boy!
Wulf!
Locksley.
Robin!
Wulf!
Get some troops in here!
Get on with it!
No!
I can't let go.
Help!
- Wulf! - Father.
Oh, thank God.
Come on, you milksops!
- Fight your way free! - Look out!
Aah!
This way! To the wall!
My lord sheriff, is this your idea of control?
Shut up, you twit!
- Come with me. - Robin!
Marian.
Marian!
English!
Behold, Azeem Edin Bashir Al Bakir.
I am not one of you...
but I fight.
I fight with Robin Hood.
I fight against a tyrant who holds you under his boot.
If you would be free men...
then you must fight.
Join us now.
- Join Robin Hood. - Freedom!
Come on, now! Come on!
- Come on! - Get back!
Help, Robin!
John!
Close the gate.
No!
Guard it with your life.
Bring the bishop to my chapel.
Push.
Right there.
Is she worth it?
Worth dying for?
Will!
- Aah! - Aah!
Fuck me. He cleared it.
Marian!
Aah!
We're doomed.
'Tis rebellion, my lord.
We must escape.
Marry us!
No!
I will never marry you!
Aah!
That's my wife, crone!
Get away!
Ah, she's ripe.
She will give us a son.
You must take her now.
I will not take her...
until we are properly wed!
For once in my life, I will have something pure.
Will you stop interfering?
'Tis madness to delay.
- No! - Aah!
Marry them or face me.
Aah!
Marian!
Aah!
Marian!
Where is she?
The lady Marian.
Up the stairs. That way.
Aah! Aah!
Marian?
Aah!
Marian!
Robin!
Get on with it!
Robin!
- Statue. - Statue.
Do you, George, sheriff of Nottingham...
take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife?
To have and to hold...
in sickness and in health, for better or for worse...
for richer, for poorer, till death...
Yes, yes. Come on!
Make haste.
Do you, Marian, of the House of Dubois...
take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband...
No!
Yes, of course she does.
Aah!
Marian!
Damned English oak.
Robin!
Marian!
Robin!
I'll try another way.
No! No! No! No!
What do you want?
Aah!
I can't do this with all that racket!
How could you? How could you?
Yaaah!
Uhh! Uhh!
The painted man.
The witch.
I didn't know. I didn't know it was you.
Please, sire, have pity.
Don't harm an old woman.
Aah!
You may take this body, but it will not be me.
It will not be me!
Not again.
I now pronounce you man and wife.
In the name of the Father...
the Son, and the Holy Ghost.
Aah!
Robin.
Do you mind, Locksley?
We've just been married.
Uhh!
Recognize this?
It belonged to your father.
Appropriate, don't you think...
that I now use it to send you to meet him?
I shall never fear my father's sword.
Really?
Aah!
Now we're even.
Robin!
If I must, I will take you a piece at a time.
No!
I'll do the only taking today.
Aah!
No!
So...
you sold your soul to Satan, your grace.
You accused innocent men of witchcraft...
and let them die.
Brother friar, you would not strike...
a fellow man of the cloth.
No. No, I wouldn't.
In fact, I'll help you pack for your journey.
You're going to need lots of gold...
to help you on your way.
You're a very rich man. This, too, huh?
Enough?
Here's 30 pieces of silver...
to pay the devil on your way to hell!
Aah!
Oh! Robin!
No!
Oh! Robin!
Aah! Robin!
Robin!
Robin.
Get ready.
No!
Ohh.
Aah!
I have fulfilled my vow, Sadiq.
You came for me.
You're alive.
I would die for you.
By the power vested in me by God's holy church...
I say any man who has reason...
why these two should not be joined...
let him speak now or forever hold his peace.
Then I now pronounce you...
Hold it. I speak.
Richard.
It's King Richard.
I will not allow this wedding to proceed...
My lord...
Unless...
I'm allowed to give the bride away.
You look radiant, cousin.
Oh...
Richard.
We are deeply honored, your majesty.
It is I who am honored, Lord Locksley.
Thanks to you, I still have a throne.
Friar, proceed.
My liege.
Husband and wife.
You may kiss the bride.
I know that.
- Hurrah! - Hurrah!
Come on, get out of it.
We waste good celebration time.
# Look into my eyes #
# You will see #
# What you mean to me #
# Search your heart #
# Search your soul #
# And when you find me there #
# You'll search no more #
# Don't tell me it's not worth tryin' for #
# You can't tell me it's not worth dyin' for #
# You know it's true #
# Everything I do #
# I do it for you #
# Look into your heart #
# You will find #
# There's nothing there to hide #
# Take me as I am #
# Take my life #
# I will give it all #
# I would sacrifice #
# Don't tell me it's not worth fightin' for #
# I can't help it #
# If there's nothin' I want more #
# You know it's true #
# Everything I do #
# I do it for you #
# Oh, yeah #
# There's no love #
# Like your love #
# And no other #
# Could give more love #
# There's nowhere #
# Unless you're there #
# All the time #
# All the way #
# Yeah #